Why stop procrastinating, when this PROCRASTINATOR'S CALENDAR
gives you THE ANSWER

TO STOP PROCRASTINATION PROBLEMS

If you PROCRASTINATE, do you have problems like these:

  1. Your uptight, cranky boss is demanding to know, "When will your project be completed?"
  2. Your busy-body relatives are always asking you, "When are you going to get married?"
  3. Your buddy keeps bugging you, "When can I have my barbeque back?"

When pressured to answer, what's the best, most honest answer you could give and still not mess with your procrastinating style? Well, here's your perfect answer:

Just picture yourself calmly walking over to your poster-sized Procrastinator's Calendar, pointing to it, and giving that boss or busy-body or buddy this cool come-back:   
(Hint: the magic phrase is "One of These Days...")

One of These Days 100-Year Calendar-Poster gives you plenty of time to procrastinate.

Now Procrastination can be More Fun Than Ever!

That's right, whenever anyone tries to push you to name a deadline, you just tell them "One of These Days."

Except now, you can not only tell them, but show them, with your very own "One of These Days" Procrastinator's Calendar. And if they try to push any further, by saying something like "One of which days?" you just point to your poster-calendar with ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF DAYS on it (over 36,000 days!) look them in the eye and say, "One of These:"

What can they say? You know you've got your 100-year, One-of-These-Days, Procrastinator's Calendar to back you up, with its totally accurate yearly calendars for every year from 1950 to 2049. Click to see detail What a feeling of command and control you'll have! Never before has your procrastination been able to be so precisely vague!

With this Calendar, you can be a Procrastination Pro

One of These Days Calendar helps procrastinators to procrastinate

If you procrastinate just occasionally, then you are merely a procrastination amateur. But if you procrastinate most of the time, then you are a true "Procrastination Pro." It makes sense that a professional Procrastination Pro needs to have professional-grade tools.

I might think that the procrastination-proof pricing of this calendar-poster at only $14.95 would get you to click this Buy Now button right here, right now... but I know better than that, because you are a true procrastinator, and at the very least you need some "time to think about it."

Well, hey, I understand the procrastinating process, and I'm going to give you that "time to think about it," while I encourage you to read through several more paragraphs of ultimately convincing sales copy.

Labor Saving Features of the 100-Year Calendar

Other so called "Procrastinator's Calendars" are just too much work. With some of them you have to tear off a new page EVERY day! What happens if you get behind? Think how stressful that could be. Why would you buy a "Procrastinator's Calendar" that required you to keep up!? Why buy some calendar that's not only no help in overcoming procrastination, but also makes the stress of even trying to overcome procrastination that much worse!?

With the 100-Year Procrastinator's Calendar-Poster, it's all on ONE PAGE. You won't have to turn a calendar page for the next 40 years! Not only that, you won't have to buy another calendar for the next 40 years! Think of all the money you'll save not having to buy a new calendar every year, even if you typically do buy them in February, when they are highly discounted. Am I getting through to you? Are you getting hot to click that Buy Now button now?

Procrastinate daily with the 2011 Procrastinator's Calendar

Well then, let me go over more labor saving features, because what good is it to be a procrastinator if it doesn't save you some labor? All those other calendars are practically begging you to fill in their pages with due dates and deadlines. How depressing is that? Especially when you have to keep erasing and pushing the due dates forward. No wonder you don't get anything done with all that time spent having to update your "disappointment" calendars.

The One of These Days Procrastinator's Calendar has more than thirty THOUSAND days on it, and every single one of them is too tiny to be written upon. What a relief to not have to bother to write any deadlines down. This calendar will save you so much anguish and labor, practically the only thing it won't do for you is buy itself. So the ONLY thing you have to do is press this cute little Buy Now button now.

Bravo! By procrastinating and not pressing the Buy Now button yet, you have proven yourself to be a hard-core, master procrastinator. And here is your reward:

Fine Print Details to delay and dilly-dally over:

OK, now wait just a little bit longer ...

Hold off for the time being ...

Don't hesitate to hesitate ...

Momentarily ...

NOW blast your Procrastinating to the next level!

$14.95